Dick Figures The Movie tells the story of best friends, Red and Blue, who journey around the world hunting down The Great Sword of Destiny. Instead of finding the sword, Blue discovers that Red was never his friend at all. Back when they were kids, Red beat up a bunch of bullies not to save Blue's life... but to impress all the girls! Now the two friends turned enemies are stuck together in the worst situations imaginable: evading Demon Ninjas, island-hopping in WWII bombers, dodging booby trapped temples, and escaping the French police in a high-speed motorcycle chase all the while at each other's throats. Not only must Blue get home in time for Pink's birthday party, but together Red and Blue have to work together to save the world... and their friendship.