Learn how to kiss with the very first episode of Skill Me Now*! This tutorial will tell you everything you need to master the perfect pucker, focusing on proper techniques for the French kiss, butterfly kiss and Eskimo kiss**.
Whether you’ve never kissed someone before or if you like to think of yourself as a pro, you’ll always learn something new with Skill Me Now***! Give it a whirl, and share the fun when you’re done****!
*You will learn nothing here. In fact, you are at serious risk if you follow the instructions laid out in this video. Please turn back if you have the chance.
**None of these techniques are correct. Not a one. Something has gone terribly wrong in the production of this video, we’re not even entirely sure how this got on the Internet.
***Is this the form where we ask YouTube to take this cartoon down? Please YouTube, if you’re reading this, we need your help.
****We are so, so, so sorry. We feel like we owe whoever raised you an apology. They spent all those years clothing, bathing and feeding you only for a crappy internet series to screw it all up. We are going to hell, we know it