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Don’t Feed the Humans: ORIGINS

added on March 19, 2015

For all of you wondering how exactly the humans arrived at the zoo, we bring you our first “Origins” story. Hopefully, it’s met with more praise than “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”…Though our special effects are definitely better.

Anyway, since hillbillies have always been popular alien abduction targets, we thought it made sense for our first story to be about Earl.

So you’ll see how a night of rockin’ out with his band, Wolfbang… 

…and romancin’ his girl, Lula… 

…turns into this: