Don't Feed The Humans

Horf finally introduces what he got in trade for the Professor. There’s a douchebag from the future…   …a socially awkward scientist…   …a mime…   ..and, unrelated to the trade, pterodactyl shit will be dropping from the skies.  
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Finding some “alone time” in the zoo is hard enough for Jack and Natalie…   But when June is kidnapped, Jack has no choice but to get his clothes on and mount a rescue mission…instead of Natalie. Primus volunteers for the mission too and recruits the Caveman, who finally breaks free from Rita…    But the trio will find m..
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For many humans, discovering who you are and realizing your true self can be a happy and liberating process. But discovering you were born in captivity in an alien zoo and that everything you thought about yourself is total bullshit is a different story. That’s exactly what happens to Jack in tomorrow’s episode...and he doesn’t..
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For all of you wondering how exactly the humans arrived at the zoo, we bring you our first “Origins” story. Hopefully, it’s met with more praise than “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”…Though our special effects are definitely better. Anyway, since hillbillies have always been popular alien abduction targets, we thought it made sense f..
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Change is just a part of life…especially life in the zoo. So you’ll see a big change go down in the first episode of DFTH’s new season. And that change might have something to do with this: You’ll also see a change in Horf as he gets a little emotional:  As for me, I wish I could change the fact I can’t come up with a dece..
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They say “all good things must come to an end”…and the same goes for escapey things. In the conclusion of DFTH 4-parter “Escape?!” you’ll find out if the humans’ zoo-break is successful or not. Besides that, you’ll also see the Caveman evolve… Earl will prove that, for him, a good body is much more important than a pretty fa..
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Do ya know that awesome feeling you get when that super-hot girl you’re totally in love with likes you and wants to go out with you? Well, today’s episode of “Don’t Feed the Humans” will NOT give you that feeling…it’s a web series, it’s not gonna to get you girls. What’s the matter with you? But Part 3 of “Escape?!” will let yo..
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